Otherwise known as “Am I tripping balls or are my fingers really that smalls?” I could usually feel it coming on. My descent down the rabbit hole was a gradual one, never quite “Oh my god where am I what’s going on”, but more “Ah shit, here we go again”…

When I heard the news, I nearly collapsed. Just as Trump predicted, Biden has begun to ruin the country, piece by piece, starting with the Diet Coke Button. The button was created early in the Trump term by…really who knows, maybe Trump himself. The media started to catch on…

Sebastian had been waiting around for 5 minutes now. This was pretty lame. His coworker had told him this place had great service, but Sebastian was skeptical. Claire was the type of person that simply lies when she’s bored. They were just involved in one of those water cooler conversations…